The Dink Network

The Legend of the Staff Staff

Careful observations made yesterday revealed that the one and only Striker has been bonked by the Staff Staff, pulling him into the fold of the Dink Network personnel.

Today, it shall be revealed that the good sir Merlin has also received a strike on the head with the Staff. Also, SimonK, who had already been enlisted under Junior Staff, has now been knocked on the head again and promoted to Senior Staff.

Edit: I am proud to reveal to my fellow Dinkers that the one and only trout with a sabre, SabreTrout, has been recruited into our small clique of evil and tyranny.