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Pollocracy ten: Naked trains

It is time for another edition of Pollocracy! I've selected some of the best comments on the last 13 polls for you to enjoy.

See the comments to read all the madness.

I know that perhaps this Pollocracy was a bit of a long wait, but let's hope the comments make up for this:

(note: text [between square brackets] is mine.)

Poll 188: Do you care about cross-platform compatibility?

3) I don't care about compatibility to Windows, but "no" is probably taken as "Windows only", which is definitely not what I mean...
2) Considering I've hacked up my own system beyond recognition... yes.
1) If you read this please help me, I'm trapped in the dink network and can only communicate through the vote comment box.

Poll 189: Are bananas and pizza a good combination?

3) Am i in to gloved girls? if you can answer that then you know what i chose
2) Ice cream and pizza, however, is a good combination.
1) Have you been stalking me?

Poll 190: Which of these is your favorite Dink sprite?

3) This poll is missing one thing: SIMONK's NAKED MERMAID!!
2) Ah yeah this sprite turns me on like you wouldnt BELIEVE [The bookshelf? Guess we don't need that mermaid at all...]
1) Dragon carcass. It was hard, but BDC just doesn't have the same ring to it. And no one worships beheaded ducks.

Poll 191: When were the best games created?

3) The best games were created in a parallel universe; too bad we cant play them
2) Like the other 90% of the comments I have to say 'Tomorrow'. Sorry.
1) Extrapolated from what we know about Quantum Mechanics, the future has many posibilities, and therefore the best possible games are created in the future.

Poll 192: The annual noobfest:

3) I thought the annual noobfest was an all year, every year thing.
2) Also: eyeinfection (both eyes actually)... but hey, HAPPY ANNUAL N00BFEST, ePEOPLE!!
1) Noobfest makes my banana split.

Poll 193: Do you like sport?

3) Gaming is a sport. Dinking is also a sport. But playing Minecraft is an addiction when you start making Dink skins.
2) I love playing with dinkballs. Not sure if it counts as a sport though..
1) I love doing myself!

Poll 194: The swear filter is:

3) The swear filter is so undeniably perfect that even the almighty TrollKing9000 cannot defeat it. Hail, sir SwearFilter!
2) "Knock". "Aren't you meant to knock twice?" "It got filtered."
1) To be completely honest, it's increased my use of the word 'duck' by about 25%.

Poll 195: Do you like fighting sports?

3) Not usually, but if ever a sport were invented that involved Predator vs several large angry wrestlers then I might consider it
2) Yes, and shoe wrestling doesn't count.
1) Hell no, I hate violent people, they make me want to whack someone.

Poll 196: The lack of DMODs in recent years is because:

3) If only we could pick more then one.
2) I'm going to open a nightclub one day. On entry I will charge about $12 per kilogram, somewhat like bananas at the moment, too keep fat people out.
1) I made a fully finished 8 epic dmod octilogy, but the banana prices were so high I died from malnutrition.

Poll 197: Favorite Stonebrook resident?

3) I love you, Quackers.
2) dang shame Dinls mom's role is so small and that you can't save her . If i could i know the rewards would have been right
1) I like Milder. He doesn't have a house in Stonebrook, so he's like a hermit. Like me. I'm a hermit. I'm actually part of a group of people called "Hermit's United and Friends". I guess that defeats the purpose of being a hermit, but we enjoy being hermits

Poll 198: The Dinknetwork needs:

3) I'd say it needs less users..
2) Though really, it needs more users that are pomegranates.
1) We need more Tal. MORE TAL!!

Poll 199: In December there should be:

3) Rain. ACID RAIN!! You know, the spell?
2) I wonder why 'they' serve beheaded rabbits and turkey, instead of proper beheaded ducks with christmas tho
1) Christmas elves! Garden gnomes! Nightmares!

Poll 200: Favorite sock for Christmas?

3) I only got coal in my stocking
2) My favourite is actually the middle sock.
1) All that matters is that it's clean and unused recently.

So, perhaps this edition is more than a little late, but at least its here. I hope to get the next Pollocracy to you in time. Though I do remember I said something similar last time...

Sometimes I wished that my amnesia would be slightly worse... In the mean time, read other interesting articles.