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Pollocracy sixteen: Patrimonial proclivity

Is it time for another pollocracy? Nah, not really.

But I feel like it anyway, so let's have one! Check out the comments for the full story.


Dinking comes in many shapes and sizes: Watching Let's Plays, reading DMOD writeups, reading random board posts and even playing DMODs yourself. Possibly you even enjoy reading whatever comments are being made on the polls. This is a selection of these comments compiled for your reading pleasure. So without further ado, here are some of the finest comments from the past couple of months:

Poll 244: What's your occupation?

3) Retired Old Geezer!
2) toilet
1) Demon Breeder.

Poll 245: Food is to be:

3) Devoured, and not to be given to ducks, like some towns' people do.
2) prepared to be touched, studied, admired, observed, and heard so that it can be guaranteed that while digested dirty thoughts of devouring and avoiding it don't corrupt the mind. Would you like a copy of the scripture? It's a lot better than the old duck-
1) Depending on the food, it can range from "studied thoughtfully and then sat upon" through "licked and put back for the next person" all the way to "smeared on my head because it smells oh so gooood"

Poll 246: How much of you still believes the pictures on the Dink Squad are up to date?

3) What if I went back in time and met Dink's father and saw the Dinksquad pictures, would I think they're up to date then?
2) Even the Dinkers on the Dink Squad are out of date. It's more like the DDC (Dead Dinker Carcass) Squad.
1) I suspect at least half of the people on there are now marsupials of some type.

Poll 247: Do you find stars interesting?

3) Shooting stars are the best
2) My favorite constellation is the star constellation, hard to remember where it is though
1) After a knock on the head, I find stars inte... wait, what was the question again?

Poll 248: How do you prefer ducks?

3) headed ducks? nothing a good punch can fix
2) Riding an army of slayers led by the Cookie Thieving guild
1) It's like the old saying goes: A duck with no head be no duck at all. Now get up here and massage your Grandma's neck, sonny!

Poll 249: Quest for Dorinthia III demo

3) I like it because Nymera is super cute and she's totally crushin' on me.
2) Quest for Promiscuous Woman 3: This Time, She's Promiscuous...er
1) Sorry... i was to busy pretending not to hear that question,to hear the question. Which puts forth quite a few philosophical questions does it not? .... Velociraptor.

Poll 250: Have you tried your hand at making a DMOD?

3) I'm gonna make an epic and it will be, dare I say, quest. wait, I think I messed up.
2) Both hands, even!
1) I have, but I feel my feet make better DMODS.