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New D-Mod: Bill & Kill 1: *SIGH*

Jameil has released Bill & Kill 1: *SIGH*. Yes, the subtitle is actually '*SIGH*', and that is not my attempt to make fun of the D-Mod. It looks like it could very well be one of the worst D-Mods ever made, though, so at least the subtitle is accurate.

Supposedly, the author took "543 tries to finish it". I'm pretty sure he is lying like a cow does under the bitter moonlight of January... when the sun shines too slow in the day, and the touch of death lurks in frigid shadows. "Moo", says the cow to the moon, "Moo"... if only he could make an 'en' sound, then at least he could voice his discontent to the heartless glow. He tries to stand up on undernourished legs, but its last vestiges of body heat melted the snow under its craggy, matted belly, and he's frozen to the ground. Lying there, unable to get up under any effort, hoping that someone invents a gentle, cow-proof flamethrower in the next 3 minutes.

Er, my point is, I would be very surprised if the author finished it at all. While it may be 'possible', it is 'possible' the author is a 56-year-old-mutant-dog-with-a-learning-disability.