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July 30th 2002, 04:10 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Here is an interesting fact.

Dukie has never signed the guestbook.

So therefore he has never been to the Dink network

So therefore there is a missing staffmember

and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!



So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!

And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!

Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!

Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.

Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!

So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!

So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!

So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!

So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!

So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!

Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!

Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!

You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.

Have a nice day

Even though it doesn't matter anymore.