Proof life is non-existant and meaningless!
Here is an interesting fact.
Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
So therefore there is a missing staffmember
and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
Have a nice day
Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
So therefore there is a missing staffmember
and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
Have a nice day
Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
July 30th 2002, 04:38 PM
shaheen
Thanks for this enlightening message, I always knew that sticking with the DN would one day give me a reason for my (non) existence. How bored are you...I am too.
Shaheen
Shaheen
: Here is an interesting fact.
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
Now that was an interesting theory, it's only flaw being that I did sign the guestbook =)
But it's nice to know my role is so important
Don't believe me?
http://www.dinknetwork.com/gb/dcguest.cgi?marker=151
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
Now that was an interesting theory, it's only flaw being that I did sign the guestbook =)
But it's nice to know my role is so important
Don't believe me?
http://www.dinknetwork.com/gb/dcguest.cgi?marker=151
: Here is an interesting fact.
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: Have a nice day
: Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
dang Dukie, its all his fault!
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: Have a nice day
: Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
dang Dukie, its all his fault!
: : Here is an interesting fact.
: : Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: : So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: : So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: : and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: : So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: : And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: : Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: : Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: : Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: : So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: : So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: : So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: : So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: : So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: : Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: : Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: : You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: : Have a nice day
: : Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
: dang Dukie, its all his fault!
:
Thank Goodness, I thought it was only me
>^..^<
: : Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: : So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: : So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: : and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: : So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: : And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: : Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: : Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: : Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: : So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: : So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: : So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: : So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: : So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: : Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: : Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: : You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: : Have a nice day
: : Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
: dang Dukie, its all his fault!
:
Thank Goodness, I thought it was only me
>^..^<
: : Here is an interesting fact.
: : Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: : So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Now that was an interesting theory, it's only flaw being that I did sign the guestbook =)
: But it's nice to know my role is so important
: Don't believe me?
: http://www.dinknetwork.com/gb/dcguest.cgi?marker=151
Uh.... You just inserted that, right?
lol
: : Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: : So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Now that was an interesting theory, it's only flaw being that I did sign the guestbook =)
: But it's nice to know my role is so important
: Don't believe me?
: http://www.dinknetwork.com/gb/dcguest.cgi?marker=151
Uh.... You just inserted that, right?
lol
Duh, I've never signed the guestbook either (yet)
So therefore I've never to the Dink network!
So therefore Once in a Lifetime never existed!
So therefore the 13 reviews I've done so far, never existed!
So therefore I've never gained any points so I'm non-existant for the rankings!
So therefore all my messages on this board are non-existant!
So therefore I can only conclude that I don't have a life
---------------
: Here is an interesting fact.
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: Have a nice day
: Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
So therefore I've never to the Dink network!
So therefore Once in a Lifetime never existed!
So therefore the 13 reviews I've done so far, never existed!
So therefore I've never gained any points so I'm non-existant for the rankings!
So therefore all my messages on this board are non-existant!
So therefore I can only conclude that I don't have a life
---------------
: Here is an interesting fact.
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: Have a nice day
: Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
Well I haven't signed the guestbook either so...
I don't exist, so Cloud Castle doesn't, neither does A Knights Tale or any of my other files!
Therefore I can't have had that massive feud with imacrazyguy, therefore he won't have stormed off in a big huff. As such, he has not said that one flame and he will be gone...
SO WE CAN ALL FLAME HIM AS MUCH AS WE WANT!!!
Apart from we don't exist, so we can't...
This is VERY confusing...
I don't exist, so Cloud Castle doesn't, neither does A Knights Tale or any of my other files!
Therefore I can't have had that massive feud with imacrazyguy, therefore he won't have stormed off in a big huff. As such, he has not said that one flame and he will be gone...
SO WE CAN ALL FLAME HIM AS MUCH AS WE WANT!!!
Apart from we don't exist, so we can't...
This is VERY confusing...
: Here is an interesting fact.
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: Have a nice day
: Even though it doesn't matter anymore.
: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.
: So therefore he has never been to the Dink network
: So therefore there is a missing staffmember
: and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!
: So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!
: And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!
: Since the DN is non-existant we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!
: Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.
: Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!
: So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!
: So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!
: So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!
: So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!
: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!
: Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!
: Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!
: You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.
: Have a nice day
: Even though it doesn't matter anymore.