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December 21st 2002, 10:50 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
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: 1. Why do we put a tree in our house?

Why not? It looks nice, and it gives you that warm 'christmas feeling' inside *hugs closest someone*

: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?

Because we got too much spare time in christmas holiday

: 3. What have candles got to do with it?

BURN BABY, BURN!

: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?

The governement. They smell money. You do the math

: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?

Simple: white is for snow, red is for Santa's clothing, and green... ehm... green is a very nice color indeed... hehe

: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?

'cause the gods have humor

: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?

Stockings are smelly. Santa likes smelly stuff

: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?

Are you serious? what's better than get yourself drunk AND eat yourself stuck?

: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?

It's the frustration!! AAARGH!!!

: The winner will be granted the title 'Santa fan(atic) of 2002'.

I think it's clear who that is