The Dink Network

: 1. Why do we put a tree in our house?

Commercialism

: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?

More commercialism

: 3. What have candles got to do with it?

Uh.. probably commercialism.

: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?

I think someone named Jesus

: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?

Good christmas marketing! Some marketing dude thought this up, everyone followed him

: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?

Murphy's law?

: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?

He just leaves his presents under the tree in Europe, stockings represent commercialism!

: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?

We're western pigs!

: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?

Some people don't get along.. If you've got some of those people stuck in a family, you've got problems

And the drinking might have something to do with it too

: The winner will be granted the title 'Santa fan(atic) of 2002'.

OMG, I hope it's me