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: 1. Why do we put a tree in our house?
It's too cold to party outside.
: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?
'Cos the birds can't get inside to do it for us.
: 3. What have candles got to do with it?
For making wishes, like on your birthday cake.
: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?
Hungarians.
: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?
To match the colours of the Hungarian flag.
: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?
God is busy on Christmas day, for goodness sake. He can't be taking time to make it snow.
: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?
He just likes the smell.
: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?
It's got to do with the Hungary thing.
: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?
It's that Hungary thing again.
It's too cold to party outside.
: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?
'Cos the birds can't get inside to do it for us.
: 3. What have candles got to do with it?
For making wishes, like on your birthday cake.
: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?
Hungarians.
: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?
To match the colours of the Hungarian flag.
: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?
God is busy on Christmas day, for goodness sake. He can't be taking time to make it snow.
: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?
He just likes the smell.
: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?
It's got to do with the Hungary thing.
: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?
It's that Hungary thing again.
