The Dink Network

I probably won't leave until the network is dead, in which case there'd be no point in announcing my death.

But as I said, I'm undead so I can't die in the normal sense, only in the sense an undead dies. I say I'm undead cos I died several times (each time I lost internet connection for a few months and didn't appear for a while). But that wasn't enough to stop me from returning. each time I come back from the grave (as a lich). So that makes me the undead.