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August 7th 2005, 11:03 PM
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I can tell many things about you from your post. You think that Picasso sucks. You live in a trailer park. With your mother. You have no ability to appreciate fine art. You were born in a small New York hospital to loving but working class parents. You've spent your entire life wandering the Northwest Territories, living off of lichen and tourists. Your home is a well decorated mansion off the coast of Oman, which is tended to by your butler Raul and your loving but neglected wife, Shira. Your abilities include sneering at masterpieces such as this game, yodeling, and air hockey, at which you have achieved the rank of international grandmaster.