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May 31st 2005, 02:05 AM
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joshriot
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i wrote this like the day after i saw it at midnight.

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i know everyones gonna see it anyway but this is why the whole trilogy was a failure and a let down for any star wars fan.

a. you can cut out episode 1 and it affects the story in no way. that whole episode was pointless and stupid.

b. episode 3 jumps around and doesnt cover many areas that should have been. this is because episode 1 and 2 spent all their time on the crapper doing nothing so episode 3 had to try and do all the work. because of this it 1. jumps around 2. misses too many things 3. still has the same fabulous feel as episode 1 and 2

c. jar jar is in every episode

d. episode 3 had what should really have been episode 1 and 2: 1 the republic, and 2 the empire. episode 3 has nothing of what it SHOULD have shown: the foundation of the rebellion against the empire.

e. because of this, one minute everyone is the republic and democratic, the next there is only the emperor and everyone is in a different uniform and they are building the death star. they never show the transition, its like nonsensical. the attempt to show palpatines takeover of the republic is a complete failure and its a disgrace.

f. overall they just all suck.

g. yoda isnt cool, sure he jumps around but hes just a fabulous computer not the real yoda.

h. special effects overall are faggoty and disgrace the creativity of the originals.

you dont get sucked into the story or the world, its more like a series of coincidences crammed into one single episode that attempts to do what episode 1 and 2 also failed to do: be a star wars movie.