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August 29th 2004, 01:03 PM
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MiloBones
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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you stop a baby from going in circles?

Nail its other hand down.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?

With a blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

Etc. Google it. You said not funny...