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-It's too friggin' hot all over this state (ca). This produces ass loads of dust that never goes away. It also, due to total lack of care, leads to fires of titanic proportions that destroy 300k+ acreage worth of unmaintained land. the companies and organizations all related to these incidents are worthless. most of all is pg&e, public garbage and evil. they, due to money = power, have managed to destroy an entire city, paradise, kill people on life support, and cause widespread misery and financial damages due to their greed. unfortunately, this invalidates all the good places as viable to live in, and many places that were already horrible to live in in the first place.
-The politicians are lazy freaks. not only this, they are horrifically evil. i cannot even begin to describe how much i abhor the leadership in this country. pure evil, to the very core. not a single mote of goodness. wicked beasts fit only for judgment.
-The politics are getting out of hand. this is especially true now. my ducking celestia, if 2016 wasn't ducked up enough electing a tv show celebrity, and 1000 times winner of shittiest entrepreneur and toupee award, but holy duck. this country's response to an outbreak is baffling. over here in my apocalyptic state, our tyrant king governor is just about one of the most hateable monstrosities there are. a full, official petition was signed and sent in to remove the piece of filth. guess what? overturned. WHY? DURRRRRRRR WE CANT READ IT. MOTHERDUCKER, YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO READ IT. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ IT AT ALL! THE POINT IS TO SHOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT YOU DUCKING GONE. WE WANT YOU GONE!? DUCK OFF! NOW!
-The Westboro Baptist Church is screwing us over. not really true anymore from what i can tell. they're not powerful or relevant enough to pop up on my radar anymore.
-There's so much war. and not only that, trump really seems to want it. its a good thing that nukes, in all their horrificness, actually do more to prevent war. so, its at least less than it could be due to our cowards-in-office being afraid (and rightfully so) of nukes that could annihilate the world.
-It never snows (California). i mean, this is partly true. when it does, its not around much. there are places with snow, though. so, this was a blatant lie.
-Natural Disasters such as hurricanes and tornadoes hit all the cool areas. actually, i don't think this is true either. no hurricanes, maybe a tornado? but that tornado (if it was one), didn't even come close to the ground and there really isn't a suitable mixture of temperatures to generate them.
-Obama's a dummy. trump's a dummy.
-The economy is is poop stick. *is a poop stick. man, this is more and more noticeable. especially in this shit state. cost of living is astronomical. i do not recommend even visiting this state.
-shoot's over priced in California due to the immense retardation of the government. ^^^SEE ABOVE^^^
-Schools are non functional. this is still true and always will be true. schools are outdated and should be abolished.
-Everyone in California seems to be an donkey. mainly true, like anywhere else.
-I hate all my ex girlfriends and they never leave me alone. they do.
-There's a bunch of dumbasses that cause drama and ruin the spirit of school. probably still true.
-The rich shout how awesome they are and never shut up. i mean, i dunno what i was getting at, but this is true in actions.
-Donald Trump is scary. extremely scary, actually.
-Predator hates it so it must be bad. (joke) (not a joke)
-Too many fires in California. There were over a thousand fires all over the state a couple summers ago. Had to go to Oregon to escape all the smoke. this is still true. recently, 300k+ acres burned due to severe negligence and lightning as mentioned above.
-Same above in many other states. yeah, probably.
-Nowhere to go to escape the heat. except, you know, modern places instead of the unholy prospector towns im used to. then again, the old place i was in did have central cooling. and we did use a pool once. but other than that, yeah. its hot. blame global warming/climate change/imminent solar destruction/whatever they come up with next.
-Too many friggin' wasps that seem to be immortal. this is true, but only in places you shouldnt be living in to begin with.
-The woods is getting crappy. getting. hah. nah, dude. woods suck. theyre good for visits. not to live in for extended periods of time. camp? fine. stay in a cabin for a few days? alright. did that once and it was neat.
-Broadband is more expensive than the Moon. yeah, i mean, what do you expect
Anyway I can escape to New Zealand where it's cool all year round and leave behind my depressing past? i would also settle for a pocket dimension of my own creation, but thats up to me and my arcane mastery.
-It's too friggin' hot all over this state (ca). This produces ass loads of dust that never goes away. It also, due to total lack of care, leads to fires of titanic proportions that destroy 300k+ acreage worth of unmaintained land. the companies and organizations all related to these incidents are worthless. most of all is pg&e, public garbage and evil. they, due to money = power, have managed to destroy an entire city, paradise, kill people on life support, and cause widespread misery and financial damages due to their greed. unfortunately, this invalidates all the good places as viable to live in, and many places that were already horrible to live in in the first place.
-The politicians are lazy freaks. not only this, they are horrifically evil. i cannot even begin to describe how much i abhor the leadership in this country. pure evil, to the very core. not a single mote of goodness. wicked beasts fit only for judgment.
-The politics are getting out of hand. this is especially true now. my ducking celestia, if 2016 wasn't ducked up enough electing a tv show celebrity, and 1000 times winner of shittiest entrepreneur and toupee award, but holy duck. this country's response to an outbreak is baffling. over here in my apocalyptic state, our tyrant king governor is just about one of the most hateable monstrosities there are. a full, official petition was signed and sent in to remove the piece of filth. guess what? overturned. WHY? DURRRRRRRR WE CANT READ IT. MOTHERDUCKER, YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO READ IT. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ IT AT ALL! THE POINT IS TO SHOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT YOU DUCKING GONE. WE WANT YOU GONE!? DUCK OFF! NOW!
-The Westboro Baptist Church is screwing us over. not really true anymore from what i can tell. they're not powerful or relevant enough to pop up on my radar anymore.
-There's so much war. and not only that, trump really seems to want it. its a good thing that nukes, in all their horrificness, actually do more to prevent war. so, its at least less than it could be due to our cowards-in-office being afraid (and rightfully so) of nukes that could annihilate the world.
-It never snows (California). i mean, this is partly true. when it does, its not around much. there are places with snow, though. so, this was a blatant lie.
-Natural Disasters such as hurricanes and tornadoes hit all the cool areas. actually, i don't think this is true either. no hurricanes, maybe a tornado? but that tornado (if it was one), didn't even come close to the ground and there really isn't a suitable mixture of temperatures to generate them.
-Obama's a dummy. trump's a dummy.
-The economy is is poop stick. *is a poop stick. man, this is more and more noticeable. especially in this shit state. cost of living is astronomical. i do not recommend even visiting this state.
-shoot's over priced in California due to the immense retardation of the government. ^^^SEE ABOVE^^^
-Schools are non functional. this is still true and always will be true. schools are outdated and should be abolished.
-Everyone in California seems to be an donkey. mainly true, like anywhere else.
-I hate all my ex girlfriends and they never leave me alone. they do.
-There's a bunch of dumbasses that cause drama and ruin the spirit of school. probably still true.
-The rich shout how awesome they are and never shut up. i mean, i dunno what i was getting at, but this is true in actions.
-Donald Trump is scary. extremely scary, actually.
-Predator hates it so it must be bad. (joke) (not a joke)
-Too many fires in California. There were over a thousand fires all over the state a couple summers ago. Had to go to Oregon to escape all the smoke. this is still true. recently, 300k+ acres burned due to severe negligence and lightning as mentioned above.
-Same above in many other states. yeah, probably.
-Nowhere to go to escape the heat. except, you know, modern places instead of the unholy prospector towns im used to. then again, the old place i was in did have central cooling. and we did use a pool once. but other than that, yeah. its hot. blame global warming/climate change/imminent solar destruction/whatever they come up with next.
-Too many friggin' wasps that seem to be immortal. this is true, but only in places you shouldnt be living in to begin with.
-The woods is getting crappy. getting. hah. nah, dude. woods suck. theyre good for visits. not to live in for extended periods of time. camp? fine. stay in a cabin for a few days? alright. did that once and it was neat.
-Broadband is more expensive than the Moon. yeah, i mean, what do you expect
Anyway I can escape to New Zealand where it's cool all year round and leave behind my depressing past? i would also settle for a pocket dimension of my own creation, but thats up to me and my arcane mastery.
