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October 13th 2019, 03:11 PM
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even the discord is effectively dead.

well, recently, i conquered istanbul. the local folk refer to me as "the disaster from god" and "the horned tyrant" and are beginning to form a resistance. i've tried many things to cool them down such as offer them 5% of their next medical bill of 20 scrotes (the new currency. think groats, but they are round) or more. i've replaced just about every job there is with robots and machines. they even self-repair! if none of those work in the long run, maybe i'll start dumping all my toxic waste into their water supply. i hear poisonous tap water is all the rage in michigan and i'm interested to see if i can win the good graces of the fair, instanbullian peoples. if not, i'll wipe 'em out and try the next country.