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August 22nd 2003, 10:34 AM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
Here's an old joke, that I use alot:

2 women (having just given birth to babies) were talking to each other in their hospital beds.

Woman#1: When I gave birth to my first child, my husband gave me a fur coat.

Woman#2: That's Nice

Woman#1: When I gave birth to my second child, my husband gave me a diamond necklace.

Woman#2: That's Nice

Woman#1: With the birth of this child, my husband is buying me a new house with brand new furniture in <insert Ritzy City Name Here>.

Woman#2: That's Nice

Woman#1: What did you're husband get you?

Woman#2: My husband sent me to etiquette school to teach me to say "That's Nice" instead of F**K OFF.

So if I ever say That's nice to you, you'll no what I mean

>^..^<