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August 22nd 2003, 03:06 AM
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This one's a little geeky, hence why I posted it here...

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as lovers. The first woman says, "My husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. It's so sweet of him... I love that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play a little rough... I love that."

The third woman, looking a little put out after hearing how great the other two have it, says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just lies in bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."