The Dink Network

Yeah, this definitely works. It's a weird 'shortcut' that's been baked into choice menus since the very very beginning.

For example, from the herb boot salesman in the original name:

 choice_start();
        set_y 240
        set_title_color 5
        title_start();
"I'm a cobbler/pharmacist.  I make
special herb boots.  When the herb
touches your skin, you'll want to
dance and be hyper."
        title_end();
(&mcrap == 0) "Buy his boots ($500)"
(&mcrap == 0) "Complain about the price"
(&mcrap != 0) "Complain about the price"
"Leave"
 choice_end();