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princess leia
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Now for my list.
- Dark Souls series - highly overrated "hard-core" games with terrible gameplay mechanics.
- Football (the not actually football version we have). The fanbase is disturbing and they shout too much and there's too much football and it doesn't look like a pleasant game and...well, most sports. And sports players. They're paid too much. Though I guess I don't really hate football.
- Organic components. This is why I am, in fact, a robot. I transferred my consciousness over.
- Robotic components. It's really not very comfortable being entirely composed of metal shit.
- Cheesecake. It's ducking disgusting.
- Modern music. It's ducking disgusting.
- Battlefield. Is there really any difference from Call of Duty?
- Call of Duty. More like Call of Doodie. Not even good doodie. Like, doodie you'd find in a truckstop bathroom that's been sitting there for a hundred years.
- Summer. Get the duck away.
- Snow. It's depressing, knocks out power, and is cold and makes roads more dangerous. Duck snow.
- Rain. It knocks out power and is depressing.
- Bravely Default. Play to chapter 5 and tell me with a straight face...with absolute sincerity...that you like the rest of the game.
- Kratos. God of War would be better without that one-note, one-facial expression, murderous, boring, constantly angry motherducker. Duck Kratos.
- A lot of fighting games to a certain extent. A lot of the time, I find myself inputting combos EXACTLY as I should, and it doesn't ducking work. Combos like that ruin the controls easily.
- Chrono Trigger. Literally the worst game ever made.
- The Walking Dead. This series should be over. The characters are so goddamn stupid - these are slow walking squishy things. Get one of these or one of these or just build places zombies can't enter...like, any building with no windows and a good, solid, metal door. Plus, the show drags people's attention away completely which makes me hate it more. Duck that goddamn show.
- Game of Thrones. People keep talking about it and I have no interest in a show where I can't get invested in the characters before they're killed off. Unless characters constantly being wiped out is an exoneration, but I'll still not watch it. Just sounds like a "mature", ultra violent, sex filled show just for the sake of it being so. I know I like Berserk kind of, but it fits more in a show about someone who was able to swing a sword no one should be able to effectively at 10.
- Baldur's Gate. You just can't translate a turn based strategic game to a real-time action rpg. It doesn't work. Plus, there's not much to do.
- Neverwinter Nights. Same thing, except it's got one town that bores me greatly.
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Now for my list.
- Dark Souls series - highly overrated "hard-core" games with terrible gameplay mechanics.
- Football (the not actually football version we have). The fanbase is disturbing and they shout too much and there's too much football and it doesn't look like a pleasant game and...well, most sports. And sports players. They're paid too much. Though I guess I don't really hate football.
- Organic components. This is why I am, in fact, a robot. I transferred my consciousness over.
- Robotic components. It's really not very comfortable being entirely composed of metal shit.
- Cheesecake. It's ducking disgusting.
- Modern music. It's ducking disgusting.
- Battlefield. Is there really any difference from Call of Duty?
- Call of Duty. More like Call of Doodie. Not even good doodie. Like, doodie you'd find in a truckstop bathroom that's been sitting there for a hundred years.
- Summer. Get the duck away.
- Snow. It's depressing, knocks out power, and is cold and makes roads more dangerous. Duck snow.
- Rain. It knocks out power and is depressing.
- Bravely Default. Play to chapter 5 and tell me with a straight face...with absolute sincerity...that you like the rest of the game.
- Kratos. God of War would be better without that one-note, one-facial expression, murderous, boring, constantly angry motherducker. Duck Kratos.
- A lot of fighting games to a certain extent. A lot of the time, I find myself inputting combos EXACTLY as I should, and it doesn't ducking work. Combos like that ruin the controls easily.
- Chrono Trigger. Literally the worst game ever made.
- The Walking Dead. This series should be over. The characters are so goddamn stupid - these are slow walking squishy things. Get one of these or one of these or just build places zombies can't enter...like, any building with no windows and a good, solid, metal door. Plus, the show drags people's attention away completely which makes me hate it more. Duck that goddamn show.
- Game of Thrones. People keep talking about it and I have no interest in a show where I can't get invested in the characters before they're killed off. Unless characters constantly being wiped out is an exoneration, but I'll still not watch it. Just sounds like a "mature", ultra violent, sex filled show just for the sake of it being so. I know I like Berserk kind of, but it fits more in a show about someone who was able to swing a sword no one should be able to effectively at 10.
- Baldur's Gate. You just can't translate a turn based strategic game to a real-time action rpg. It doesn't work. Plus, there's not much to do.
- Neverwinter Nights. Same thing, except it's got one town that bores me greatly.
