The Dink Network

'Pakoon' is a really useful word if you're ever stranded in a dark forest in Finland, getting chased by an axe murderer. It's so dark you can't tell if there are other people besides you. Now, just running away without warning the others would be a real dick move, wouldn't it? On the other hand, you don't want to sound like a fool by yelling "Paetkaa!!" (which is really an order for other people to escape), if there are in fact no other people nearby.

'Pakoon' however is perfect, because it's grammatically sound whether you are by yourself, or in a group.