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Dink decides to go treasure hunting north of Terris - a perfectly reasonable method of home financing. Y'know, wandering around that area, I realize how friggin' empty it is. If this were a DMOD, I'd be razzing the hell out of it for having such a boring, empty area.
Anyway, Dink does find a bit of treasure. He shrewdly locates a health increase, and steals a megapotion from an unwitting giant pillbug. He also found a "magic potion" somewhere, whatever THAT does. Only once, though, does he get any closer to his goal, robbing 200 gold from an abandoned looking house.
This isn't working. Dink isn't tough enough to fight the enemies that are inexplicably money piñatas, and he can't afford a weapon, which is pretty much required for most of the suggestions I've seen. Therefore, he decides to go get those AlkTree nuts - maybe he can pawn them off on somebody for a bit of cash.
Unfortunately, this turns out to be a bad idea. Never leave witnesses, Dink. Since resisting arrest would just get him killed, Dink cooperates.
Dink is brought before the King. Give him some credit, he does at least TRY to make an excuse, but if it has any impact at all, it's only a reduced sentence. Well, at least the cell is roomy. They took Dink's money, sadly. Ironically, he still has the bag of pig feed.
Dink tries to pass the time by playing "I spy with my little eye" with the guard, but he won't play along. What a stuffed shirt! Um... breastplate. Whatever.
Dink receives a couple of visitors. It seems that the bridge guy really wasn't lying about having 'kids to feed,' how about that? Can't say I'm sorry, he was still a douche bag.
Uh oh, the next visitor is Dink's mom, and she's not happy. As for Dink, his excuses are getting lamer. She really reads him the riot act, and it seems like this isn't the only thing that's gone wrong for her today.
An odd possibility occurs to dink, but his Mom is less than interested in Dink's "what if" games. Pretty soon, he's alone again.
Well, crap, guys! That was a short adventure! Unless any of you have an idea on how we should proceed from here? Oh, and if we do manage to get back on track (or backtrack, if we have to), you should also tell me what stats you want to focus on at level up. Your input counts!
Anyway, Dink does find a bit of treasure. He shrewdly locates a health increase, and steals a megapotion from an unwitting giant pillbug. He also found a "magic potion" somewhere, whatever THAT does. Only once, though, does he get any closer to his goal, robbing 200 gold from an abandoned looking house.
This isn't working. Dink isn't tough enough to fight the enemies that are inexplicably money piñatas, and he can't afford a weapon, which is pretty much required for most of the suggestions I've seen. Therefore, he decides to go get those AlkTree nuts - maybe he can pawn them off on somebody for a bit of cash.
Unfortunately, this turns out to be a bad idea. Never leave witnesses, Dink. Since resisting arrest would just get him killed, Dink cooperates.
Dink is brought before the King. Give him some credit, he does at least TRY to make an excuse, but if it has any impact at all, it's only a reduced sentence. Well, at least the cell is roomy. They took Dink's money, sadly. Ironically, he still has the bag of pig feed.
Dink tries to pass the time by playing "I spy with my little eye" with the guard, but he won't play along. What a stuffed shirt! Um... breastplate. Whatever.
Dink receives a couple of visitors. It seems that the bridge guy really wasn't lying about having 'kids to feed,' how about that? Can't say I'm sorry, he was still a douche bag.
Uh oh, the next visitor is Dink's mom, and she's not happy. As for Dink, his excuses are getting lamer. She really reads him the riot act, and it seems like this isn't the only thing that's gone wrong for her today.
An odd possibility occurs to dink, but his Mom is less than interested in Dink's "what if" games. Pretty soon, he's alone again.
Well, crap, guys! That was a short adventure! Unless any of you have an idea on how we should proceed from here? Oh, and if we do manage to get back on track (or backtrack, if we have to), you should also tell me what stats you want to focus on at level up. Your input counts!
