The Dink Network

Wow! Never realized things were that bad for you. You always seemed like a pretty lighthearted and nonchalant guy to me. But now you're back here, and people love it! Not only have you taken upon the immense task of playing through all the D-Mods and giving us these D-Mod threads, you've also created a very good D-Mod and redeemed yourself from all those older D-Mods. If you still feel like you have no purpose and that you've never succeeded at anything, let me tell you, with Malachi the Jerk and these articles, you most definitely have! Seeing a Dinker from the old days come back and give us these awesome D-Mod writings and history lessons is making a lot of people's days. So thank you for putting your time into them!

In short: I've never been happier for a hidden garage window.