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March 17th 2013, 06:15 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
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Kristopher Knox you march your heathen bottom to the kitchen RIGHT NOW!!
Kris:yes mum?
Mum:i have found this peace of sin in your beedroom this FILTH and disgrace to god HAVENT YOU LEARN A SINGLE THING FROM CHURCH ABOUT FIGHTING THE URGES
Kris:?
Mum:grabs Krises arm and then grabs the bible and beats him about 400 times on the head and then go pastor to have Kris Engulfed in holy water with mild acid content.


It went more like this:
Me: Hey, Mom. Just so you know, I have two porn DVDs in my bedroom.
Mom: *looks at me*
Mom: Really?
Me: Yes.
Mom: ...
Mom: Oh. Okay.