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Eighteen. I'm still a virgin, but only because I'm waiting for the woman I want to marry. But, yeah. I wanted porn since I was, what, three? There was Flesh Gordon and whatnot.
Hell, I have two pornos in my bedroom. And my mother knows about them!!
Did your mom/mum wack with the bible or seomthing.
Kristopher Knox you march your heathen bottom to the kitchen RIGHT NOW!!
Kris:yes mum?
Mum:i have found this peace of sin in your beedroom this FILTH and disgrace to god HAVENT YOU LEARN A SINGLE THING FROM CHURCH ABOUT FIGHTING THE URGES
Kris:?
Mum:grabs Krises arm and then grabs the bible and beats him about 400 times on the head and then go pastor to have Kris Engulfed in holy water with mild acid content.
Hell, I have two pornos in my bedroom. And my mother knows about them!!
Did your mom/mum wack with the bible or seomthing.
Kristopher Knox you march your heathen bottom to the kitchen RIGHT NOW!!
Kris:yes mum?
Mum:i have found this peace of sin in your beedroom this FILTH and disgrace to god HAVENT YOU LEARN A SINGLE THING FROM CHURCH ABOUT FIGHTING THE URGES
Kris:?
Mum:grabs Krises arm and then grabs the bible and beats him about 400 times on the head and then go pastor to have Kris Engulfed in holy water with mild acid content.
