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August 6th 2012, 04:46 AM
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Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Plumber sees giant Gorilla steal princess based on Japanese game developers fantasies about Madonna. Gorilla, called Donkey Kong (donkey = arse/ fool, Kong = giant Gorilla) takes princess to his castle presumably with intention to bonk, plumber (formerly known as jumpman for obvious reasons) must save Madonna's virginity by navigating Kong's treacherous castle as Kong rains down barrels from his perch.