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January 11th 2012, 06:34 PM
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About ducking time you uploaded the next part. And now for my answer:

Obviously, Monkeynuts was a monkey at first! A male monkey, with nuts. He enjoyed his monkey childhood in the trees and feasting on all the bananas. Now, unlike other monkeys, he got kinda tired with all the monkey business. He didn't want to be monkey anymore, but he wanted to be something more exciting. So he called upon the great monkey gods at the monkey shrine of dung and bananas to make him something he would enjoy his life with.

The monkey gods were furious with him, of course. Who doesn't want to be monkey? The monkey gods thought of the most un-monkey-like creature they could think of, which led to a faerie. Faeries were all clean, sparkly, tiny, have wings, and don't like the activity of dung throwing. Seemed like the perfect punishment! Monkeynuts turned into one of these faeries and was horrified by what his prayers have led to. Thankfully, the gods allowed him to retain one monkey like part, his nuts. After meeting other faeries, he was soon nicknamed Monkeynuts and immediately clothed.