The Dink Network

They're all the same, alikitten.

Hast du Problem?
Hast du Schmerz?
Bilden Sie es schlecter
Geben Sie es ihm Geld
Das ist, was everone sonst
Muss es auf diese Weise sein?
Ist das, was Sie wünschen?
Wird es überhaupt gelöst?

Do you have problem? (it should be 'Problemen' which is 'problems' or 'ein Problem' which is 'a problem')
Do you have pain?
Shape/cultivate (he probably meant something like 'to make') it worse
Give him money ('es' is strange, it means 'the', literal it would be: Give the to him money)
That is what ??? (everone is no German) different
Should it be this way?
Is that what you want?
Will it indeed be solved?

And the other ones are the same. I could give it in Dutch too but neither of them make much sense...