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The story began two days before Dink gives them the water. The almost dead woman saw Dink when she was feeding her pigs one day. She was just about to put the food in the tray when she picked up the largest quantity of sex pheromones she has ever encountered before. She turned around and saw Dink Smallwood, awesome hero, slaying a mighty bonca. She fell in love instantly and sat shyly at the fence oogling Dink while he fought a horde of Slimers attacking him. His shiny hair, the tight green trousers and his sweaty armpits filled with androstadienone has enchanted her mind and body. Dink then took a nap at the spot. For 3 hours the woman, being too shy to take a step towards him, just sat there, stunned by Dink.
During the time the pigs were getting impatient and wanted food. They gathered around the woman to make her drop the sack of pig food. All the pigs got was an empty sack though, as she's been eating it while looking at Dink. The pigs got screwed up in the head now and raided their masters house in search for food, ramming the walls and smashed some holes in the floor and wrestled down the man, knocking him out. Dink woke up from his nap, turned around to the woman which he had noticed, flexed his muscles and said epically, while winking his eye and doing the thumbs up:
- "My name's Dink Smallwood."
The woman yelled like a little girl and ran inside and the pigs punched her in the face, knocking her out. Oh, and they cut off the water supply and guarded the house so they could eat the couple in 2 days. When she got water on the 2nd day after the pig attack, the only thing she could remember was his name and what he looked like. Her feelings for Dink were all gone and Dink's sweaty armpits had no effect anymore.
What a touching love story.
lol, your discussions bring out the writer in me. 
During the time the pigs were getting impatient and wanted food. They gathered around the woman to make her drop the sack of pig food. All the pigs got was an empty sack though, as she's been eating it while looking at Dink. The pigs got screwed up in the head now and raided their masters house in search for food, ramming the walls and smashed some holes in the floor and wrestled down the man, knocking him out. Dink woke up from his nap, turned around to the woman which he had noticed, flexed his muscles and said epically, while winking his eye and doing the thumbs up:
- "My name's Dink Smallwood."
The woman yelled like a little girl and ran inside and the pigs punched her in the face, knocking her out. Oh, and they cut off the water supply and guarded the house so they could eat the couple in 2 days. When she got water on the 2nd day after the pig attack, the only thing she could remember was his name and what he looked like. Her feelings for Dink were all gone and Dink's sweaty armpits had no effect anymore.
What a touching love story.
lol, your discussions bring out the writer in me. 
