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December 28th 2009, 09:01 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
So basically the average time to make a d-mod is one week, not counting government interference. First, they demand you fill out a request form that you print out from a website that is no longer compatible with current web browsers. Then you send it in the mail using $5 of postage and wait 3 months for a response. When they respond, you then get your license for the specific d-mod, and a lawyer is assigned to pounce on the slightest legal mistake you make in the process of making your d-mod. This is the time that you realize that the government website put a virus on your computer that crashes it whenever DinkEdit is on for more than 5 minutes. When you compress your d-mod into the file format to be posted here, the virus detects it and erases your hard drive, and then your backups the moment they connect.

After this roughly 10-month process, assuming you avoided any lawsuits and have no social life, you will give up and instead make add-on campaigns for Battle for Wesnoth.

And if you're dating somebody, you should break up with them until you have completed this process. If you're married, divorces are optional but since they happen a lot anyway you should just get it over with now, just make sure you keep the computer when you have to give up some stuff.

Short version: Yes! You should definitely make a d-mod. They take practically no time to make and very little emotional/social/legal ramifications. It's a great idea. So get right to it!