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December 12th 2009, 05:48 PM
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Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
1.) I hate hordes of game-crashing haxors. Noobs don't really bother me... just the beggers, who I try to help in games like runescape in order to damage the rediculous economy.
2.) I HATE farming millions of identical monsters for levels
3.) I HATE quests that are like "I lost my plastic (Edited for our younguns) toy of shaking, and even though I could buy in the local shop and I need you to kill 10000000 rabbits to get it back"
4.) I HATE when the rest of the quests are variations of the first.
5.) I HATE levels for the sake of levels. I'd much rather be able to learn a sneak ability, run in with a dagger and one-stab-kill them, but no! That's overpowered! As if fighting isn't about power.
6.) I HATE noobs who are like "zOMG, nub, u killdz me, u poo". It's a ferking war, expect to die, by golly!
7.) I hate those troops of poverty-stricken Koreans, Viets and Chinese who earn a dollar a day slaving over some punk-asses character because some punk-ass is to lazy to actually do any work.
8.) I hate premium items. Since when did a capitalistic cooperation tell heroes "Because you don't pay Nexon $10000000000 per month, you can't have the green sword of throat-slitting +24"?
9.) I HATE expiring items. One moment I'm cleaving the heads of rats for the betterment of society, the next - FOOM! No more sword; of course, the fighters guild needs it back because you didn't renew your' loan because you couldn't make enough in-game gold to afford; you'd have to have an Asian leveller to do that.
10.) I HATE that MMORPGs (and most other games now-a-days) are all about companys making money, not about making good storylines etc. Whatever happened to the story-telling skills of Game Devs? Where are the Richard Garriots and Seth Robinsons of today?