The Dink Network

O.o

Duck the police.

Dammit. I got the third button of my Mother's shirt undone but got killed by a monster-thingy.

Undressing your mother?
You seem to have weird preferences...

That's DinkDude for ya.

12 years old, male hormones, you know. I let them take over.

"Dude. 8 year olds."

Eh?