The Dink Network

ey so next week iam going snowboarding for the first time (got sick of skiing)so has anyone here ever been snowboarding and if so does anyone have any tips so i dont spend all week on my arse in the snow (note:avoid trees isn't a tip i haven't already heard)

Avoid going up to a yeti screaming,"Hey Fat Kid!"

If you're going to snowboard close to a ravine, make sure you have your parachute equiped.
(To be honest I've never snowboarded in my entire life)

What is this snow? I have never heard of this weird "snow" you keep speaking of... oh well

It's all about the balance. You lose balance, your butt gets cold. You keep balance, your butt will be more happy.

And don't forget to tell the lodge about your current flight path.