The Dink Network

so today i was driving to a show i was susposed to be playing in my band and my car breaks down of all places in effing detroit city on grand boulevard and jc lodge or something and there was nothing but black people. there was hobos with shopping carts and gangsters it was cool, i saw a car with bullet holes in it and crap and the only payphone there worked like crap so im lucky to be alive.

That sucks.

They still have payphones?

dang... losing a car sucks.

I heard you did a totally awesome collab with Eminem while you were there.

eminem would have gotten his friggin ass kicked in like 2 seconds if he showed up there

the payphones were a piece of crap, one didnt accept quarters and the other one didnt even work so i had to call collect, someones gonna get stuck with like a $10 bill and also my dad is a mechanic so if the car is in any way repairable it isnt a big deal and that would be sweet but im thinking from the amount of smoke that came out from under the hood and out of the air conditioning vents that that isnt the case.

Hmm...This is a random thought but can we send in pics of our cars for DinkSquad?

Anyway, yeah my old car did someting like that once, except it was in my driveway. And I wasn't getting a cap in my ass either...

Sorry guys, but that all sounds wierd. I can walk from one end of this little city to the other, day or night, and I never feel like I'm in trouble like that.
I don't get it. Why wouldn't they rather help you with your car?
Sorry about your car BTW.

I would pay to see that concert.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you've never been to Detroit.

Are you sure that the bullet holes wern't just a sider that was ripped off with the holes starting to rust? I've seen a few cars that I thought might have been shot at, but that's usually what it is. That, or the danged stickers.

Yes...uhhh...those bad...bad stickers, they are horrible...*hides his truck then*

send in any pic you want, more is better.

put it this way, i live in the rich white suburb at 18 mile road, go ten miles south you get to 8 mile which is warren where eminem pistol whipped that guy at that club which you may or may not have heard about. its still mostly white but they dont have as much money and a lot more crime. the cops here act as the "border patrol" pulling over the rich white kids who drive into detroit for drugs. once you go south of 8 mile literally no one is white, everyone is poor, every window is broken, every house has bars, and every inch of every wall is covered in graffiti. i went into mc donalds to get quarters for the pay phone and the lady there looked at me like "what the hell are you doing here" and that was pretty much the same thing i was thinking.

Dude you could so make a movie, maybe throw in some freestyle and a one minute sex scene...and call it ....I don't know...But I bet you can think up something...

...Riot town.
I can just see it.
Josh gets a ride from a McDonalds frycook (and love intrest Alyssa Milano) they get carjacked by a coke-head and ordered to goto NYC.
Enroute they talk to dude into popping himself in the head, but goto NYC anyhow.
Car chase by highway patrol who think they killed the Jacker, sex scene in abandoned barn while hiding, talk each other out of childhood fears( typical, but the audience always relates to that...) buy new car with jackers robbery cash.
Happy ever after.

ok sure but that makes no sense

That's nice now lets just put that can of aerosal air down and...

Fits you perfectly, then.