GUARD YOUR CHILDREN!
May 2002, 5 year-old Jamie Harris sat at a park bench in San Diego with his mother, awaiting the company of his 65 year-old grandmother. Jamie was wearing a new pair of orange 'Action Light' brand sneakers with built-in lighting mechanisms that his grandmother had given him for his birthday.
The sneakers are designed to ignite a small mounted miniature light fixture that is activated with the intention of shining through a designated clear strip, located in the back of the sneaker, whenever a small sensor makes contact with the ground during a sequence of steps. The bulb is powered by a hidden battery that is located inside of the heel compartment of the shoe.
As Jamie sat awaiting his grandmother, Jamie's left sneaker was attacked by something from underneath the bench, which was later described to the police as a “dirty little monkey” by Jamie's mother. Jamie suffered massive blood loss due to a ruptured artery in his leg shortly after a battery in his 'Action Light' sneaker promptly exploded when it was punctured by the tooth of the furry attacker.
Police later found a dead chimpanzee with major facial damage in a ditch. Jamie sustained amputation of his left leg from the knee down, and is currently recovering from mass trauma and physical distress under the attention of specialists.
Jamie has also recently been diagnosed with a fatal form of hepititus. Although blood is tested before being transplanted to patients, it is possible for them to be infected by diseases in blood that is not detected.
The rest of the story has yet to be revealed, until now.
In early 2000, a research lab began conducting illegal experiments on a mixed breed of African chimpanzees by injecting them with a deadly virus known as Tubular Cronisiditus type 4. The apes were put through a series of tests to try and establish their reactions to the disease and any possible cures. The monkey's were implanted monthly with cylinders to drain brain fluids that would be studied by researchers. It is speculated that the chimpanzees had contracted hepititus from the others who had previously had the reused fluid tubes in their systems.
Scientist had often beaten the monkeys who would make any sort of noise or body movement with the rubber gloves that they kept in order to keep themselves sanitized. The gloves were made of an orange shade of latex.
In mid 2002, several of the specimen escaped from the research lab after a janitor making a routine fecal dump failed to properly immobilize a chimpanzee before removing it from its cage. The chimpanzee attacked and killed the janitor, and the other chimpanzees were free to escape once they had awakened from their anesthetics and been given the opportunity when the next shift of scientist opened the lab doors. 4 of 16 of the scientist were bitten, and 1 was killed. They only managed to eliminate one chimpanzee in the process.
All of the survivors have been diagnosed with hepititus.
The 6 remaining chimpanzees have yet to have been captured. They were all brutalized during their testing and are extremely violent, especially towards any orange objects that remind them of their researcher's punishing gloves, such as the shoe that Jamie Harris was wearing in the park of May 2002. Do not go near any monkeys, no matter how innocent they look, and for God sakes, do not allow your kids to wear ANYTHING that looks orange. Report any local monkey activity to proper authorities immediately!
Please distribute this memo to anybody that you love and do not wish to be bitten and infected.
The sneakers are designed to ignite a small mounted miniature light fixture that is activated with the intention of shining through a designated clear strip, located in the back of the sneaker, whenever a small sensor makes contact with the ground during a sequence of steps. The bulb is powered by a hidden battery that is located inside of the heel compartment of the shoe.
As Jamie sat awaiting his grandmother, Jamie's left sneaker was attacked by something from underneath the bench, which was later described to the police as a “dirty little monkey” by Jamie's mother. Jamie suffered massive blood loss due to a ruptured artery in his leg shortly after a battery in his 'Action Light' sneaker promptly exploded when it was punctured by the tooth of the furry attacker.
Police later found a dead chimpanzee with major facial damage in a ditch. Jamie sustained amputation of his left leg from the knee down, and is currently recovering from mass trauma and physical distress under the attention of specialists.
Jamie has also recently been diagnosed with a fatal form of hepititus. Although blood is tested before being transplanted to patients, it is possible for them to be infected by diseases in blood that is not detected.
The rest of the story has yet to be revealed, until now.
In early 2000, a research lab began conducting illegal experiments on a mixed breed of African chimpanzees by injecting them with a deadly virus known as Tubular Cronisiditus type 4. The apes were put through a series of tests to try and establish their reactions to the disease and any possible cures. The monkey's were implanted monthly with cylinders to drain brain fluids that would be studied by researchers. It is speculated that the chimpanzees had contracted hepititus from the others who had previously had the reused fluid tubes in their systems.
Scientist had often beaten the monkeys who would make any sort of noise or body movement with the rubber gloves that they kept in order to keep themselves sanitized. The gloves were made of an orange shade of latex.
In mid 2002, several of the specimen escaped from the research lab after a janitor making a routine fecal dump failed to properly immobilize a chimpanzee before removing it from its cage. The chimpanzee attacked and killed the janitor, and the other chimpanzees were free to escape once they had awakened from their anesthetics and been given the opportunity when the next shift of scientist opened the lab doors. 4 of 16 of the scientist were bitten, and 1 was killed. They only managed to eliminate one chimpanzee in the process.
All of the survivors have been diagnosed with hepititus.
The 6 remaining chimpanzees have yet to have been captured. They were all brutalized during their testing and are extremely violent, especially towards any orange objects that remind them of their researcher's punishing gloves, such as the shoe that Jamie Harris was wearing in the park of May 2002. Do not go near any monkeys, no matter how innocent they look, and for God sakes, do not allow your kids to wear ANYTHING that looks orange. Report any local monkey activity to proper authorities immediately!
Please distribute this memo to anybody that you love and do not wish to be bitten and infected.
Seems like a story just waiting to be forwarded across to e-mail boxes around the globe and become an Urban Legend... not noticing the forum at first, I had assumed it was some sort of copy-and-paste from a news site, though the credibility gradually dropped with the introduction of the 'dirty little monkey' and research lab.
well it was from creative writing class where we were susposed to write an urban legend and i tried to make it sound as stupid as possible because seriously people who believe this kind of crap are morons.
Ok, lets all put orange-coloured anti-tank mines all over town.
thats unny im gonna send that to some one also check out my story its called dinks child hoodu get 2 add a bit to it yourself
