The Top Ten Reasons......
The Top Ten Reasons God Made Women
God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.
God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.
God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.
Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.
As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
And the No. 1 reason of all . . .
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that"
God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.
God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.
God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.
Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.
As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
And the No. 1 reason of all . . .
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that"
There's no need to make excuses. 
I am sorry but I disagree with the tv remote one... I and all other guy friends of mine almost never change the channel but holding the remote gives us a feeling of empowerment, women how ever will never stop changeing the channel in the fear that operah might be telling Dr. Phil to go to hell or some chick on lifetime is getting raped and killed...again...
And the number one reason for creating women should be, "God created women so that everyman could be reminded of every mistake he ever made"
And the number one reason for creating women should be, "God created women so that everyman could be reminded of every mistake he ever made"
