Gah....
Theres this ant thats crawling all over my back, and I can't get the dang thing off... It's bloody effing she doging nut-rippingly irritating!
Ants are nice compared to beetles. Those cling to your skin and you REALLY cannot get the dang things off. I'm sometimes scared to open my eyes while I'm in my bed at the cottage, just in case a beetle would happen to fall down into my eye and grab hold of it with those tiny nasty feet. Ewwgh.
Thanks for making me think about it
Thanks for making me think about it
Hey, I'm just happy it wasn't a drone ant. You know, the ones that are about 3cm long, half a cm tall, and when they rip a chunk of your flesh out, you get a swelling the size of half a wiffle ball for a day or so... It's so *much* fun.
You want sweet revenge? Go dig up an anthill then rebury them all. It'll take days for them to rebuild what you destroyed in minutes...
Smite!,
The Vault Dweller
Smite!,
The Vault Dweller
You want sweet revenge? Go dig up an anthill then rebury them all. It'll take days for them to rebuild what you destroyed in minutes...
Or just throw boiling water all over it (the anthill), and blast them back to ant heaven. If there is such a place, that is.
Or just throw boiling water all over it (the anthill), and blast them back to ant heaven. If there is such a place, that is.
Bah. The only thing that works, and keeps working, is used oil, some gasoline mixed in, and a match from 20 paces.
FYI, don't try this at home kids. Hell, don't ry this at your neighbours either.
FYI, don't try this at home kids. Hell, don't ry this at your neighbours either.
FYI, don't try this at home kids. Hell, don't ry this at your neighbours either.
Ya as a matter of fact do it at the neighbour's neighbours house. This way when they want to blame someone they'll blame their own neighbor's who live next to you.
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The Vault Dweller
Ya as a matter of fact do it at the neighbour's neighbours house. This way when they want to blame someone they'll blame their own neighbor's who live next to you.
,The Vault Dweller
My dad did something like that once to get rid of wasps. I don't know whether it worked (before I was born), but it was visually quite impressive.
I lost my eyebrows and some hair on my head when I threw a propane tank for a small lantern in a fire...also had some minor burns. I just thought "hey if its empty enough to not light the lamp then it wont explode, I am just lucky none of the shrapnel hit me...so yeah dont try it at home...find a stupid friend (such as I) to do the stupid stunt in question at his own house.
