Glorious freedom.
I have a FLAT!! I'm moving out...well, I will be when I have enough money to actually occupy the flat as well as rent it...sigh.
But I have a flat. A bargain, too. My own bathroom, kitchen and laundry, for $110 per week.
But I have a flat. A bargain, too. My own bathroom, kitchen and laundry, for $110 per week.
Congratulations! Can I sleep in the doorway whenI have nowhere else to go? Y'know, when the crack den is shut, times like that.
Sure. If you hang around too long I'll just feed you some of my cooking. That ought to kill you quite quickly.
Was that a joke or is your cooking skills really that bad?

I don't know. I've haven't tried since that episode with the rice that turned out like a frizbee. Applications for taste-tester are welcome.
You're cooking is more dangerous than taking crack through your eyeballs?
It could definately cause serious injury if you got hit over the head with it.
Interesting. So it doubles as food and a dangerous weapon? Sounds like a Happy Meal with those little free gifts you get with them.
Swallowed one of those fudgeers yesterday... nearly punctured a lung.
Swallowed one of those fudgeers yesterday... nearly punctured a lung.
Bah. Your cooking experiments can't have gone as wrong as mine. Think cheese. And Chocolate. Together. Mmmm, Mmmmm...
But on the other hand, when you make something good, it's real good. My cheese-radish-carrot-onion-garlic drink has a freaking bootload of kick.
But on the other hand, when you make something good, it's real good. My cheese-radish-carrot-onion-garlic drink has a freaking bootload of kick.
Broccoli in Hawaii sauce, or chicory-stew with shoarma... 'nuff said.
I am not doing so much coocking. When I`m hungry and sitting infront of the PC, I won`t bother eat.. When I starves I just make myselves a pizza
