The Dink Network

It has come to my attention that quite a few of our members regularlly attend donkey shows. I will not point any fingers, or mention and names like redink or sabre, but what is the obsession? Why do go, and for some of you, participate in these acts?

Whats a "Donkey Show"? Is this the continuation of some sort of old feud?

(perplexed),
The Vault Dweller

We have our reasons. And no, they aren't valid ones.
But of course we participate, for where else would you get the chance to cut a donkey's ear off, than at a show dedicated to such bloodletting carnage?

Is there an animal rights activist in the house? I think we have an emergency here.

Although Ive always wondered what donkey meat tastes like.

O_o,
The Vault Dweller

Donkey shows are (in slang) where people go and have sex with donkeys....nasty freaks..

I think you must be confused WC, the Donkey Shows I go to have nothing to do with sex. Not with the donkeys anyway. Nor any other animal.

Hmm... so how do you do a car show by WC's definition...?

donkey show is the insider definition for crap threads like this

See, I posted this to get some humor going and you people just screwed it up..

Lock this/delete.

This thread will self-distruct in...

3...

2...

1...

Anyway, your season ticket is in the post WC.
But don't bring Merlin again... he completely embarrassed us last time. Benjy Donkey didn't recover for weeks.

Sabre, Stop fantasizing.

Merlin, stop doing. The donkeys need rest.

ROFLMAO @ Sabre and Merlin.

Dude you guys almost made me shoot my pants!

XD,
The Vault Dweller

Sabre, have you ever been to Iraq? You should go - there *might* just be enough camels for you.

Dont worry about Sabretrout...Im sure their are enough Scottish men to satisfy him.

Rarely makes jokes like that,
The Vault Dweller

Yeah, he just can't get enough of their "bagpipes".

We all know how much Sabre loves those wind instruments...really anything he can blow hard into.

(cant believe he said that),
The Vault Dweller

Hmm... did the swear filter change "the 's' word" for you, or did you really mean "shoot"? Some of these conversations can get pretty steamy.

ROFFLE!

I would carry on, but you're ganging up on me. It's no fair!

I'll have to resurrect the clones. Then you will pay. You will ALL pay. Apart from Redink, he kicked their ass last time. The she dog.

The dink network tends to do things like that to you.

...and just who are these clones you speak of Sabre? Are those the ones mentioned in the random quotes or some bad Star Wars reference?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

One bad the lurkers were showing about 7 sabres lurking..obviously being a bug, it ONLY occured with sabre..We thought the british were taking over the joint.

I am teaching Vault Dweller well?

I'm glad your answering my Questions WC, but the idea of you being a teacher makes me shudder.

(Shudders),
The Vault Dweller

Well, I don't want to name names... but if you say so!

These are the same clones mentioned in the quotes, and I was taking over the network at a scary speed!
But yeah, the old board used to go all weird when I opened a new page in a new window, and thought there were multiple me's logged on. Which was nice.

And Safmoor, what the bejeesuz you on about now boy?

Nah, if he's learning from anyone, it's someone who's actually funny.

"I think I've fixed it so there will no longer be 500 SabreTrout clones rampaging the boards in an effort to undermine all that is good in the world using discreet british slang and such." - redink1

Coincidence... this quote showed up at the bottom of the page when I was reading this post... so I didn't have to wonder what the fudge you guys were talking about.

That's my favourite quote EVER.