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"I broke the glas of my scanner, because I wanted to send a picture of my ass to a s*cker"
Erm... yes... If I said that to my mother as a reason she probably would go mad...
Erm... yes... If I said that to my mother as a reason she probably would go mad...
I think you're not very bright if you would tell your mother that 
i actualy did this once, but i didn't break the scanner. Anyone want a scan?
>_<
Yikes it must have been hard to climb off that scanner with glass in your ass!
Fortunately, my scanner is broken so I'm not gonna try.
No thanks...I dont want a picture of crap covered anal hair.
(shocked and surprised),
The Vault Dweller
Yikes it must have been hard to climb off that scanner with glass in your ass!
Fortunately, my scanner is broken so I'm not gonna try.
No thanks...I dont want a picture of crap covered anal hair.
(shocked and surprised),
The Vault Dweller
Why didn't the person place the scanner against his ass instead of placing his ass against the scanner?
The kind of people who do this tend to not think it out very well.
Indeed we don't. Take the time I set my toilet on fire. After about an hour and a half i still couldn't get the burn marks off the bowl and seat. I got in so much trouble, but it was worth it.
I started by taking the bottle of lighter fluid I bought for my Zippo and spraying it on the surface of the water. I spayed a whole hell of a lot of it too. About 5 to 8 seconds of sustained spraying.
Next, I atempted to light to fuel that floated on the surface on fire. My first two atempts were two of the stupidest ways posible.
First, I tried lighting it with my hand in the bowl with the lighter angled down. Burning my hand only mildly as the fluid didn't ignite.
My second atempt, and probably even more moronic than the first to light my toilet went down like so: I submerged my arm in water with just the top of the lighter above the water level. Thankfully it still didn't, and i enjoy full use of my arm to this day.
My third atempt, which succeeded was less hair brained than the two previous ones, albeit, almost as dangerous. I wadded up some toilet paper, lit it on fire, and tossed it in from a distance. At this point, flames lept a foot above the the seat and cast orange and blue light accross the room. It was spectacular.It ended up burning well over fifteen minutes, and probably would have lasted longer. Seeing no sign of it immediately extinquishing it self i flushed the toilet, and it was still burning as blue flame and water swirled down the drain
I started by taking the bottle of lighter fluid I bought for my Zippo and spraying it on the surface of the water. I spayed a whole hell of a lot of it too. About 5 to 8 seconds of sustained spraying.
Next, I atempted to light to fuel that floated on the surface on fire. My first two atempts were two of the stupidest ways posible.
First, I tried lighting it with my hand in the bowl with the lighter angled down. Burning my hand only mildly as the fluid didn't ignite.
My second atempt, and probably even more moronic than the first to light my toilet went down like so: I submerged my arm in water with just the top of the lighter above the water level. Thankfully it still didn't, and i enjoy full use of my arm to this day.
My third atempt, which succeeded was less hair brained than the two previous ones, albeit, almost as dangerous. I wadded up some toilet paper, lit it on fire, and tossed it in from a distance. At this point, flames lept a foot above the the seat and cast orange and blue light accross the room. It was spectacular.It ended up burning well over fifteen minutes, and probably would have lasted longer. Seeing no sign of it immediately extinquishing it self i flushed the toilet, and it was still burning as blue flame and water swirled down the drain
Yes Merlin you'r right. These types of people dont necessarily think their actions through.
Oh and Drake...Im not sure if I should laugh at your antics, be shocked at your idea, or try to imitate what you did. Why did you do it? Did you think the toilet would burn away to reveal a hidden staircase like in Dink Smallwood?
Not that I mean badly towards you...I sometimes think of stuff like that. (dont we all?) Besides...the swirling blue flame rising out of your flushing toilet sounds amazing visually.
You remind me of this kid I knew who would use a can of hairspray and a lighter to blow flame for fun.
We all know SOMEONE like that.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Oh and Drake...Im not sure if I should laugh at your antics, be shocked at your idea, or try to imitate what you did. Why did you do it? Did you think the toilet would burn away to reveal a hidden staircase like in Dink Smallwood?
Not that I mean badly towards you...I sometimes think of stuff like that. (dont we all?) Besides...the swirling blue flame rising out of your flushing toilet sounds amazing visually.
You remind me of this kid I knew who would use a can of hairspray and a lighter to blow flame for fun.
We all know SOMEONE like that.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Is there anyone who hasn't done a makeshift "flame thrower" with a can of flammable spray and a lighter? It's fun for grilling flies 
