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Indeed we don't. Take the time I set my toilet on fire. After about an hour and a half i still couldn't get the burn marks off the bowl and seat. I got in so much trouble, but it was worth it. 
I started by taking the bottle of lighter fluid I bought for my Zippo and spraying it on the surface of the water. I spayed a whole hell of a lot of it too. About 5 to 8 seconds of sustained spraying.
Next, I atempted to light to fuel that floated on the surface on fire. My first two atempts were two of the stupidest ways posible.
First, I tried lighting it with my hand in the bowl with the lighter angled down. Burning my hand only mildly as the fluid didn't ignite.
My second atempt, and probably even more moronic than the first to light my toilet went down like so: I submerged my arm in water with just the top of the lighter above the water level. Thankfully it still didn't, and i enjoy full use of my arm to this day.
My third atempt, which succeeded was less hair brained than the two previous ones, albeit, almost as dangerous. I wadded up some toilet paper, lit it on fire, and tossed it in from a distance. At this point, flames lept a foot above the the seat and cast orange and blue light accross the room. It was spectacular.It ended up burning well over fifteen minutes, and probably would have lasted longer. Seeing no sign of it immediately extinquishing it self i flushed the toilet, and it was still burning as blue flame and water swirled down the drain
I started by taking the bottle of lighter fluid I bought for my Zippo and spraying it on the surface of the water. I spayed a whole hell of a lot of it too. About 5 to 8 seconds of sustained spraying.
Next, I atempted to light to fuel that floated on the surface on fire. My first two atempts were two of the stupidest ways posible.
First, I tried lighting it with my hand in the bowl with the lighter angled down. Burning my hand only mildly as the fluid didn't ignite.
My second atempt, and probably even more moronic than the first to light my toilet went down like so: I submerged my arm in water with just the top of the lighter above the water level. Thankfully it still didn't, and i enjoy full use of my arm to this day.
My third atempt, which succeeded was less hair brained than the two previous ones, albeit, almost as dangerous. I wadded up some toilet paper, lit it on fire, and tossed it in from a distance. At this point, flames lept a foot above the the seat and cast orange and blue light accross the room. It was spectacular.It ended up burning well over fifteen minutes, and probably would have lasted longer. Seeing no sign of it immediately extinquishing it self i flushed the toilet, and it was still burning as blue flame and water swirled down the drain
