The Dink Network

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WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE!? I joined this forum to meet new and interesting people, and to talk about a funny game. All I've really seen is just a bunch of stupid bickering!
I keep on seeing shit like this.
"You're stupid!"
"You need to grow the duck up!"
"I'm smarter than you!"
"War monger!"
And a bunch of other shit.
I made the discovery that on people's profiles, it shows a preview of their posts.
I literally sat down the other night and looked at these preview posts then following the links.
I was looking at the following profiles

Krisknox
Skurn
Baphomet
&
Bluedy

And just judging from what I could read...
YOU ALL NEED TO DUCKING GROW UP!!
Not just baph, not just Skurn, ALL OF YOU!!
From what I have read you are divided by
Politics
Religious belief
And just plain hatred.

You are all stupid, I am not taking sides with any of you dickweeds. Sure I agree with some things Skurn says, and with some things bapho says.
I'll start with politics.
In bapho's preview post
I was lead to the thread titled "you may as well kiss your ass good bye" (yes I found it. It has been locked for many good reasons. So I wasn't able to tell everyone to shut the hell up on there.)

Now Skurn, bapho, kris. What you don't ducking realize is that you need both the ducking peace makers and the ducking war mongerers in a society. If it goes to far to the left the society falls. If it goes to far to the right it falls. It's has to be in between. Now no more political shit.

Now religion.
That's definitely something you don't need to get into talking about, becaaauuuse it's an argument that no one can win. (Duh)
Now I was offended by Skurn's and kris's post blaming God (the reason why were alive) for all the suffering on Earth even though it clearly states in the book that mankind obviously pissed God off way to many times.
Doh! Now I'm breaking my own rule, avoid talking about religions. Wow it's easy to get sucked into it.

Anyway, those are the two main things or whatever.

Now for the hatred towards each other.
I don't give a shit who started what. This mortal hatred towards each other has obviously been going on for a long ducking time,and it needs to ducking stop.
The following need to make amends now!
Bluedy
Baphomet
Krisknox
And I guess Zeddexx, I can't exactly tell if he hates bapho or what.
No ifs or ducking buts.
I want to see you freaking apologizing to eachother on this thread right here, right now.
Or are your ducking egos to ducking big for your ducking britches.
From what I have read, bapho attempted to make amends but you spat in his eye. I'm not defending bapho, but he did try.

Now, let this whining, bickering, and down right egotistic stupidity end right ducking now.

I don't want to see
"Well Baphomet is evil and he like to fight in wars"
(So he likes it, he has that ducking right)
"Skurn is a hypocrite, and he has more than one profile"
(So what, who gives a shit."

Now I only want to see positive apology posts made by the following members.

Bluedy
Skurn
Krisknox
Zeddexx
And
Baphomet
And whoever else is in on this shit.

Thank you.
Christ what a place.

Now start.

Note: you 5 are ducking lucky that i am not a moderator. I would have banned you all on the spot.

i have nothing to apologize for.

Why do you even bother?

Dear emperor Farmer Bob, on behalf of the Dink Network I wish to apologize for disturbing your peace by not being nice to the idio-...to Baphomet. Now, forgive me for this but, I would request you deepened your research. for you would notice the real problem here is noone other than the second newest member here, Baphomet. If you handn't noticed, my lord, he made whole threads gloryfing war and strengthening his enemyship towards Skurn.
Now, about me. I must apologize for not being "nice" and speaking the actual truth. I'm like that, I'd rather tell someone they're an idiot rather than hiding it. And I don't insult people very often, so Baphomet truly earned his right to be called an idiot by me and all others here
With all of this said, I hope you forgive us, and dont send us into exile like you did last year with the other people who didnt agree with you.

I think the Baph hate really started in this thread. I agree it needs to stop, you don't need to particularly like a guy in order to reply to them in a civil manner (or not reply at all). Trying to bully someone into leaving the forum is just shitty.

i am sand.

Trying to bully someone into leaving the forum is just shitty.

Not really if they deserve it. Also remember when he almost drove RoamingGuest to suicide? That was fun

that, and then proceeding to act innocent and hide behind gods to appear righteous.

sorry

Look, you're new here, so you get the benefit of he doubt. This forum is old as dicks. The people who own and manage it aren't active enough to ban people who act like asshats, so G.I.F.T. definitely applies here.
Baph is literally among the worst I've met online, and I've been to some pretty shitty places. I hate the guy, that is not something I can say for many people online and offline. I don't hate people easily. You can make fun of me for my species dysphoria, you can make fun of others who experience it, you can shit on my stories or my games or whatever else I enjoy or make, you can be the most homophobic and racist piece of shit in the world and all I will feel is pity.
There was a member, and I say was because I'm pretty sure he's dead now, given how he hasn't said anything on the forums since this whole ducking debacle started, but there was this member called RoamingGuest who posted a topic describing how he felt like he couldn't deal with his depression and how life felt meaningless to him. In spite of literally ducking everybody else telling him to keep strong and offering advice, Baph, the mother ducker himself, tells him he's just being lazy, that if he just did this or did that that he'd feel better, despite said things not actually being part of his issue.
For all I know, Roaming is dead, probably killed himself out of a sense of despair. Hell, I don't blame him, given that someone literally took time out of their lives to make him feel like shit, to kick him while he was down. Actions like that stick with a person, especially when they're having trouble finding a good reason to keep going.
I hate him, with all of the burning passion that I can muster. I don't want him to just suffer humiliation or be merely punished for his actions. I want him to die. This is a pretty serious thing for me to want, to desire. I typically consider myself a peaceful man, who holds life as sacred enough to thank what I eat for their sacrifice for my continued existence. He crossed the line from an obnoxious prick to complete monster.
And if I met him in real life, I would not hesitate to end him.
So you can beg and plead for an apology from me, and I could spout puppies and rainbow ponies toward Baph, I can say all of the nicest things I can think of, but it wouldn't be for the sake of apology. No, it would only to get you to shut the duck up about it.
But I'm not going to do that. You cannot want someone dead and then say, 'I'm sorry I wanted you to die' and carry on like you don't have a smoldering ember of murderous intent in your heart. Not without lying to yourself and everyone around you. So you can take your self-righteous 'everyone get along even though I know JACK DUCKING SHIT about the situation' demeanor and you can stuff it up your god-damn ass for all I care.

I am not apologizing. Not when there is literally nothing to apologize for.

please keep the ponies away from baphomet. that's one of the very few things i really enjoy.

Also, another ducking thing, because now you've got me riled up. I have had experience as a moderator, I've banned several idiots, and I know for a fact that banning someone is as permanent as clipping your nails. They just keep coming back. You'd have to have some pretty specialized software to not only ban their IP, but to prevent them from using proxies and allowing them to regain access to the forum. I've had experience with both the IP ban and proxy blocking software, and my goodness they are the best for someone who has to keep idiots at bay.
I would love nothing than to not only ban Baph, but to prevent him from ever coming back. But, sadly, that isn't feasible, because as previously mentioned, this site is old as dicks and would not likely be compatible. Keep your 'If I were moderator' platitudes to yourself, I've heard the entire song and dance more times than I care to remember.

you could also contact baph's isp and request that the site is blocked.

If I could get his ISP, and his IP, I'd do it in a heartbeat. But, alas, I cannot speak German.

i don't think baphomet actually lives in germany - just wants to be/pretends to be.

I don't think Baph was trying to drive anyone into suicide. His first 'Stupid Goth' comment still makes me spill my drink - pretty sure that was a joke. He also made plenty of suggestions. It's just the whole hard cop thing (grab yourself by the scruff of the neck and get shit done, be a MAN!) that... really didn't seem to have the desired effect, judging by RoamingGhost's replies.

I'm just not seeing all this malevolence you guys are attributing to him. At worst, he's a thoughtless kid.

But let's say Baph is the devil incarnate. K. Acting like a bunch of shitty schoolyard bullies and making the board cringy as duck to even read still isn't doing any good for anyone.

heyheyhey why is my name in there!? keep me outta this please.

I don't think Baph was trying to drive anyone into suicide. His first 'Stupid Goth' comment still makes me spill my drink - pretty sure that was a joke. He also made plenty of suggestions. It's just the whole hard cop thing (grab yourself by the scruff of the neck and get shit done, be a MAN!) that... really didn't seem to have the desired effect, judging by RoamingGhost's replies.

I'm just not seeing all this malevolence you guys are attributing to him. At worst, he's a thoughtless kid.

But let's say Baph is the devil incarnate. K. Acting like a bunch of shitty schoolyard bullies and making the board cringy as duck to even read still isn't doing any good for anyone.

Schoolyard bullies? yeah, no. If we were bullies we would pick on him all of the time and give him a hard time for no reason. When we start talking shit to him, it's because he asked for it. We've made it pretty clear to him that he's not wanted here. And the only person who might be somewhat of a bully is Skurn for provoking Baph, but dont put us in the same pot. The dumbass is also, apparently, older than a lot of us here, so the excuse of him being a "thoughtless kid" really doesnt work. We're acting more mature than he is. And if theres someone making the board cringy as duck to read it's baph. But good job, you're making him look like the victim, which will strengthen his shitty ducking idea that he's innocent.

I dont see how the duck WE'RE the ones responsible for all of this. I don't see how I am at fault for a lot of shit and why I am on that god damned list, but Farmer Bob can take that list, this thread and the apologies he wants and shove them all up his big fat god damned ass.

Note: you 5 are ducking lucky that i am not a moderator. I would have banned you all on the spot.

Note: You can take that threat and also shove it up your ass, Farmer Bob. I'd say that not only we 5 are lucky that you arent a moderator, but every single ducking forum on the internet is lucky, because you'd be the shittiest moderator there could be.

Note 2: Stop talking to us like you're our god damned dad, because by making this thread and asking us to act like we're your servants only makes you look even more like an idiot, and made me realise that you're on a Baphomet-level of stupidity. Which makes me also think you're either baphomet or a friend of his for defending him. But even if you aren't, I still hope you realise how much of an idiot you made yourself look like. Hopefully you wont start another thread asking for apologies. But I guess we all know what I think about that too.