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today is my wife's birthday

March 11th 2017, 12:16 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
the wifey. unfortunately, due to the fact NSAbook illegally wants me to provide id for them, i cannot go there with the same account anymore.

she thinks i abandoned her and has decided its not worth moving from her rock quarry on uranus to move in with me anymore. i have been thinking of a way to fix things, and i think i have the solution.

everyone, if you could, send my wishes to her. explain the situation as i have never been able to (she won't even listen). then, deliver her this image. it is her favourite maymay and i'm sure it'll turn her around.
March 11th 2017, 06:51 PM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
ok
March 23rd 2017, 11:01 PM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
???

Maybe she's terrified, of uranus!