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My upper lip.

July 19th 2014, 02:45 PM
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glennglenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
It's burning and I have no clue as to why this is.
July 19th 2014, 03:46 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
It could be a variety of reasons, from a simple scrape to some form of sore.
July 19th 2014, 04:05 PM
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LEprOChaUN
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Do you have a stove in your mouth and if so did you leave it on?
July 19th 2014, 04:59 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Yes, is your lip currently on fire?

*school nurse voice*

Just put some ice on it.
July 19th 2014, 05:30 PM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there is a clown. 
Stop using hedgehogs for shaving purposes.
July 19th 2014, 05:38 PM
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glennglenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
What is your choice for aftershave? I think I have to change my grand.
July 20th 2014, 03:11 AM
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Spinnerweb
Peasant Male Pakistan steam
Scream Aim Fire 
Just keep a stiff upper lip.
July 21st 2014, 06:03 AM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Infection. Probably gonorrhoea.

Ok, so it's probably not gonorrhoea, but I'll bet 10 gold it's an infection.
July 21st 2014, 10:07 AM
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IsntMe
Ghost
 
oh gawd you got 'da BURNING'!!
Whatcho gunna do?
signed: MsSecretSquirrel (coff)
July 21st 2014, 11:04 AM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
If you don't shave your upper lip you don't need aftershave. Saves a ton of money.
July 21st 2014, 04:01 PM
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glennglenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Mustache is incoming Does anyone remember what the wizard in Dink Smallwood was called? I forget
July 21st 2014, 04:01 PM
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CocoMonkey
Bard Male United States
Please Cindy, say the whole name each time. 
Martridge?
July 21st 2014, 04:13 PM
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LePRoCHauN
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Old man south of here?
July 21st 2014, 04:22 PM
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glennglenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Matridge! Such a lovely name!
July 21st 2014, 04:34 PM
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scratcher
Bard
cigarette bonca 
Hmm, hope you have good beard genes, rather than that horrible teenager lanugo stuff.

I don't see the point of using aftershave at all, personally. Or shaving cream, for that matter. (Warm water works just as well)
July 21st 2014, 09:02 PM
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I don't see the point of using aftershave at all, personally. Or shaving cream, for that matter. (Warm water works just as well)

Works for me too. It's 5% less comfortable but saves money and involves less putting chemicals on my face. Definitely worth it.
July 23rd 2014, 06:57 PM
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glennglenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Hmm, hope you have good beard genes, rather than that horrible teenager lanugo stuff

I'm still rockin' that prepubescent facial hair.... at age 24
August 2nd 2014, 03:39 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
PREPUBESCENT!? It hasen't evolved into pubescent or anything yet....Put a picture up, I could go for a laugh.