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What if........

September 27th 2013, 03:03 PM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
What if we suddenly discovered that Chuck Norris is so undefeatable because he worships DDC?!?!?!
September 27th 2013, 03:18 PM
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Dmod material,right there !
September 27th 2013, 03:27 PM
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hdhdhf
Ghost They/Them
 
Chuck Norris is the worst internet THING.
September 27th 2013, 10:28 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
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You're the worst thing on the inter web, Mr/s. hdhdhf!
September 28th 2013, 09:38 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
hi
September 28th 2013, 02:40 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
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Hola.
October 4th 2013, 05:36 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Hello!
October 4th 2013, 10:26 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
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Sorry I don't speak Spanish, Mr. Mexican.
October 5th 2013, 12:30 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
こんにちわ

Edit: I'm amazed this worked What that says is roughly translated to "good day" in Japanese, and spelled in English would be "Kon-ni-chi-wa".
October 5th 2013, 03:50 PM
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DackFight
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So hows the anime business, Mr. Takachusicha?
October 6th 2013, 06:22 AM
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Which, Dack, would be:

だから氏Takachusichaは、アニメビジネスノウハウ?

lol so easy to go off topic.
October 6th 2013, 06:53 PM
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DackFight
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Is that really even a word, I just put together syllables that sounded Japanese?
October 7th 2013, 01:03 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
Takachusicha can almost be put into Japanese syllables. "si" is not a correct sound, but "shi" is what it would be. In which case Takachushicha would look like たかちゅしちゃ.
October 8th 2013, 05:45 AM
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DackFight
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Well then I can almost speak Japanese then, So what does it even mean or is it a name?
October 8th 2013, 03:47 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
If it's a real name, it would be extremely rare. As for meaning, I doubt it's even a word.
October 8th 2013, 06:16 PM
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DackFight
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Could it be? If so I can speak Japanese by making up random things.
October 8th 2013, 06:41 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Chances are, DAck, that wouldn't work. Otherwise, I'd be fluent in every language.
October 8th 2013, 07:08 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
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You can make up random things that sound Native American, what kind of things sound NA?
April 1st 2017, 02:56 AM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
chuck norris is nothing before the power of the hell goats.
April 2nd 2017, 12:53 AM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I could kick chick's ass. He may be fast at fighting, but he's slow in the brain.

What if chuck Norris farted? Would it destroy the planet? Would our children's children change their names to cordell walker? Would they say only one line in Return of The Dragon? Would they only drink mountain dew?

Help!