The Dink Network

If I gave you a cat and a waffle, what would you do with them?

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Keep the cat and toss the waffle.

Feed the cat to the waffle.

Eat the waffle and eat the cat.

Throw the cat at the waffle.

Waffle Cat!

I personally would eat the cat and pet the waffle.

I would sell the cat and the waffle and buy more waffles and eat the waffles.

I would sell the cat and use the money to buy syrup so that I could eat the waffle.

Raffle the cat and eat the waffle.

Turn the cat into syrup and pour it all over my naked body while making sweet love to the waffle.

Keep the cat and have it hunt dunks and save people with me so we can get gold to buy more waffles to use as bait in the waffle sea.

Turn the cat into syrup and pour it all over my naked body while making sweet love to the waffle.

That might be one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard...

Have a cookie.

You're giving him a cookie? As if he didn't already have enough batter-based food to make love to.

Well after hearing his post I didn't want to eat the cookie anymore, It felt like it had been violated. But I didn't want it to go to waste either...

You're giving him a cookie? As if he didn't already have enough batter-based food to make love to.

Patriotic citizen of the Hegemonic American Empire reporting in.