The Dink Network

Imagine that the person who posted before you was arrested. Make up a reason for it.

For hating ducks

For refusing to be labelled. (Your tag, pun intended)

For displeasing the King of Ducks.

Why would you have to imagine Dinkers getting arrested?

Arrested for Skorn blaming him for something. Later acquitted.

For running around naked during a full moon.

Grand Theft Cookie.
Later released due to lack of evidence.

Duck behedgement.
Later acquitted due to a 'Let's Race' being terrible evidence.
They still haven't found the behedger.

spawning a mlp thread.

executed.

Okay, I deserved that one, but at least that will be the only place that will be discussed ever, and not in an irrelevant thread.

Arrested for having a duck as a profile pic.
Behedgement.

(NO! I will never stop finding that funny!)

For being an extinct species yet still walking the earth.

for having a duck with a head in a bloody background

For having joined Seth.

???? I joined Seth????

(Reference to your avatar. It's a Cast Knight. )

oh yeah

Arrested for wandering in the desert and destroying a suit of armor while changing in a wolf

hey come on play this game

I agree with Skull.

Now... Where did I leave my mugshot?

Forgetting his Driver's License after a joyriding spree in Milder's car.

Ceaseless trolling of RobJ and Duck Behedgement.

for getting lost in a desert

Indecent Exposure

Released when they realized it was just his face.

For robbing McDonalds with a boner.

wha??? to both the above replies

and...

For quoting a goblin

Failing to conform to International Shopping Conglomerate standards.

for caming

For making a terrible joke.

lol

for a......being a wolf

For not playing the game. "lol" indeed.

Hey I played the game

for not answering my questions

Family business?
oh wait ... thats me ermm never mind... coff...

For joining the dark side.

Duck hate crimes. Making ducks sit at the back of the bus, not letting them sleep with our women, spitting on the street as they waddled by... that sort of thing.

Malicing the population of Atlantis with a shoehorn.

for being the sites only known Therian.

For constantly yapping about just that.

And being absolutely hilarious.

For having yet to download life.

For having uninstalled life to make room for Dmods on the hard-drive.

For being a Dinker, the biggest crime ever made.

For pooping in your living room.

for flying in a no skull flying zone.

family business WTH?????

for not living up to your tag line

she has an axe and a whole lot of 'green smoking stuff' if u have that much - well of course its a business - err... I mean ME

for missing the point heheee...

For not helping other members when they are stuck in a game. My space bar is sticking so i keep writing nonsense...Umm maybe it's no different than usual lol.

for burning a tree

for being a Cast member

for killing Dink!! 100 years in the parade halls of the cast and 100 in the jails of GoodHeart

^ totally didn't see that one coming.

For running a duck fight in your basement every Tuesday night.

*I do it Wednesdays now because of JOAD and it's my grandpa Rush's basement.

For urinating in said parade halls, even though it was your celebration.

*also were you being sarcastic.

How about we change the rules to "Make up a reason why the poster below you got arrested".

for suggesting we change the rules of the game

my "totally didn't see that coming" was indeed sarcasm

For trying to put a skull in jail

and thank you for telling me that, and who's up for duck fights next Wednesday?

For spamming and holding duck fights.

for not liking duck fights

duck must die

for not agreeing to come to the duck fights or for not being karan43

I'll come for the duck fights

for playing RTW (what? couldn't think of anything)