The Dink Network

So i thought up a Forum game to play if you guys are interested.
Basicly what ya do is you make up achievments such as those that can be found in xbox 360 games. (Or Awards if you use ps3, atleast i think theyre called awards)
Except they must relate to real life.

First you take a look at all the achievments others have posted, and write them in your post with a ! at the end if you have completed the achievment.
Then you write achievments you made up along with how many points they are worth.
If you have completed an achievment you tally your points.

Rules:

They must be within the realms of possibilty.
Wouldnt hurt to make em funny.
Also wouldnt hurt to make em serious.
Nothing illegal... i guess...
Nothing sexual...

I will give you an example in the post below! Hope this is fun....

Something illegal in one country might not be in another.

(lets pretend someone wrote these)

The idiot: Make up a stupid forum game 5p !
Tucker: Say the word "Dongle" 5p !
The dragonborn is here: Shout Fus ro dah at a group of atleast 10 people 15p !

MINE:

Altair: Jump into a hay bale 10p
Powerful Ancient: make a dmod (0/3) 50p

Photographer: take 30 screenshots succesfully.
Reporter: Succesfully review 10 Dmods
My Little Dmod: Make a dmod
Skorner: join in with Skorn on a trolling trip.
Better off dead: choose "suicide" when deciding to look at Ms.Dink's porno pics.
Also I think it's troupies{spellcheck} not awards.

ModMan!: Become a moderator on any forum. 50P
Banhammer: Ban a total of 10 trolls. 100P
Aspirin: Ban a total of 20 trolls. 20P
Suicide?: Ban a total of 1000 trolls. 100P
I can haz cake?: Eat a cake. 10P

I don't get how it would be Suicide?

Msteries: Watch "Mysteries at the Mueseum
Exterminator: Find and kill Mothman

Dude, by the time you ban 1000 trolls, being a mod loses its novelty.

A winner is you!: Beat any game that states that you are a winner.

StickFighter: engage self in workout for all eligible women on campus.
MasterDuelist: engage the Uni's two highest graded eligible women simultaneously.
Dragonslayer: engage every eligible "taken" woman on at uni.
GogAndMagog: engage every eligible human at uni.
TheEmperorHasMyClothes: never get caught completing all above achievements.
TheChosenOne: complete all above achievements without contracting an STI.
BlowingMindsLike69: post a blatantly troll-like, over-sexualized list of achievements on TDN. ***ACHIEVED!***

Ed. True, thanks MsDink

Total points so far: 13,371,015

lol schnapps for the win!!

edit : ya has to add yer points schnapps Achieved is pretty good but its nothing without a "point" muhahah coff.. nothing.... looks away....

what or who is Uni

I don't know who did that, but they jumped the gun. Anyway - "uni" = "university"

thank you tal.

Become A Mod On A Forum :-
*ACHIEVED*
1000 Points


Get Assigned Deserted Forum:-
*ACHIEVED*
1000 Points


Post In Some Random Dude's Game Thread(Who Could Be Psychotic And Stalk You) :-
*ACHIEVED*
100000000 Points

You now have enough points to eat cake!

Here';s s[ome cake *me hands cake t[o Duckhater

This achivment is a Lie: Give a fake cake to someone and not tell them
Achieved.