The Dink Network

Thought it was time we had one of these

It's not dying. It just has a chronic illness.

Death is a chronic illness.

But there are other chronic illnesses besides death.

Cancer, Aids, Diabetes.

No sh*t sherlock, it's been dying for years.

Technically, everything and everyone is dying as we speak. It's just the question of how soon.

The Dink Network is doing well for its age. Over the past few weeks, it has really picked up from its autumn slumber, more than in years. Most forums, even if really popular and for new games, aren't doing so well. Believe it or not, 25 posts inside 24 hours is actually not that bad for a forum. In general and especially in this age.

Now I feel like an idiot for replying so seriously to a post that was mostly a joke. Oh silly me! *puts gun in mouth*

It doesn't coutn if the posts are inflammatory or just downright spammy bulldust. (I enjoy using that phrase. Thanks, Schnapper!)

DOOMED we are all DOOooooMED !

Told you, you need to tempt people with un-stolen cookies more!

So what you're saying is we need to use false advertism?

unstolen cookies? do they exist?

Hahahaha! As if that was possible! Let me tell you, the Earth may have turned out to be round, and humans may have found out a way to fly, but there is no chance, and I mean NO chance, that there could exist unstolen cookies!

There exists some unstolen cookies. They dwell deep underground, within a labyrinth of cold stone cave and even colder machinery. There is no light down there, but they don't need light. they plot and they plot to reclaim their enslaved brethren.

Then it will be you who is stolen by the cookies!

You should never talk of that horrid place! Someone foolish enough may try to enter there. You know what the cookies awoke in the darkness of the labyrinth... shadow and flame.

Only too well, Skull. Only too well...

unstolen cookies? do they exist?

Not within the realm of mortal men, for each cookie in existence was loving plucked from the ovaries of mother earth on the silver trays and paper disposable platters of prince and pauper alike!

We need to find a way to get more people here so the DN can lose its cancer-Aids and when did this chat become about cookies

Also why are we talking about the daily news https://isearch.avg.com/search?cid={715A3DA4-2366-4D14-B5A8-AC6192228087}&mid=02394bb005ff47d08c05d1543bc41190-f89659b770732d1ea05cbccbe3489d5eb90826ba&lang=en&ds=AVG&pr=fr&d=2012-10-11 17:23:39&v=13.2.0.1&sap=dsp&q=TDN

Yeah, it just wouldn't be the same without one of these each year.

You know it.

Lets kill it before it dies.

Let's sell The Dink Network to Disney. It's purchasing everything anyway.

We should incorporate Dink with something immortal and lucrative, like the porn industry. Oh wait....

Already done. Thank you Simonk.

If we sell the network we can make a new one and share money with every member above 13 and 0 days.If we kill it then our "art" will be gone and we will die.

We can't sell the site, only Redink can.

whos wants to buy th eiffel tower and we can rebel for the DN if needed or go with MsDink's idea if we all get a cut, we all could make it seem great and hide some of these posts and bad ones and boom cut for everyone and the DN.$10,000 for the eiffel tower and in cash.

Hey, how come everyone can see skorns posts but me> o.O

your not special durr

You have deleted posts turned on

We see it before it's deleted.

Why would you want to?

You're not missing much.