The Dink Network

...and turned out to be humiliatingly far from the truth. I'll go first.

I used to think the Tamil Tigers were a Sri Lankan domestic cricket team. Dun dun dunnn.

I used to think I came from the sun. I had very fascinating beliefs about why I thought that. I don't really remember them now.

When I was maybe 8 (?) years old I thought I was able to teleport to the Belgian coast through sheer focus. I believed this so badly I told my friends it was true..........

God xD

Santa Claus. Although I'm still not sure if he is real or not.

I used to believe that Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France...

I used to believe Pluto was a planet

We're all sorry for you Pluto

I used to believe that the universe could be explained perfectly by science, but then I noticed inconsistencies and realize that at the root of it all, the universe is filled with chaos.

When i was young i thought Elton john was very manly.

I also shudder to remember that i once thought the cake was the truth

I thought my Kermit the Frog puppet would talk when I moved his mouth. It was disappointing when he didn't.

I thought my dolls hair was growing when i cut it - alas she ended up bald :I I also thought Dink was a real hero ... alas wrong again

I used to believe that bananas were fruits.

I belived MSDink was hot "SHUDDER" so cold

I used to think that the world was a nice place, full of people like the heroes in the cartoons I watched.

I used to think there was hope for humanity.

Just following the pattern this thread started. Nah, but I did believe for a surprisingly long time that the earth was the closest planet to the sun (actually, I'm pretty sure I did up to the time I was introduced to that series with the revealing title: Third Rock from the Sun).