The Dink Network

i have received a letter,where I can get a free lava lamp,with free shipping!
but i smell something fishy.
but i really want a lava lamp
do you think i should accept the offer or will it turn out that i will have to pay 100 Lt to receive the pacage from the post office?
Or if someone has an old lava lamp that's useless and you don't like it,can you send me as a gift?
please

Get a Plasma Ball, they are funky.

where from a horses but?

Weirdo...

Mmm, I smell the start of a Doom 3 mod.. replace the classic Plasma Gun from Doom 1 and 2 with a horse's butt. Hilarity ensues!